Adventures of The Bastard Cat

I'm Chauncey Carl White. I'm a cat. I'm BAD. I'm a bastard. Welcome to my world.
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Someone please tell Minkleton to stop performing amputations on all of her toys! Teddy and dog have seen much better days. 

Mom and Neil need to make another trip to IKEA soon to get her new stuffies. It’s gross anyway since she carries them around in her mouth all day when they’re gone. 

Oh, I did take some time to help with spring cleaning and organizing today. I’m a pro at ‘sorting’ piles. 

Oh, I did take some time to help with spring cleaning and organizing today. I’m a pro at ‘sorting’ piles. 

I’ve been too bad lately to remember to log in and use my blog. 

In other news, it’s finally warm enough for me to soak up some sun rays in the window (although I get too hot pretty quickly). 

Minkleton is doing well. She LOVES her boxes. Mom has done some shopping lately (and she thinks I’m bad?) so we have a couple of boxes around the apartment. Neil doesn’t like the boxes as he always seems to be the one tripping/stepping/falling on them and our other toys. ‘Land mines’ as he calls them. Who knows what those are? 

Case in point- 

Mink has infiltrated the household and took advantage of my while I was sleeping.

I think Mink is here to stay.

Yum yum. Best way to annoy/make mom get out of bed in the am! Start chewing on the plastic bag the new box spring is in. Works 1000% of the time.

Minkies doesn’t understand that TV isn’t real. I’m not going to tell her in the meantime though.

Mom finally came to her senses and realized that I needed a bigger bed. Alas, I now have a queen size bed!

I would say thanks but I feel it would be out of character.

Using my super powers to keep my human in line.

Bringing sexy back today in honor of Halloween as ‘professional cat’

Bringing sexy back today in honor of Halloween as ‘professional cat’

Twice a day, every day. So glad I have a good Mom and Neil to make sure I get my inhaler. The Kong stuffing in my mask doesn’t hurt either! My casthma hasn’t been too bad either. I did have my first asthma attack today, but my last one was 50!! days ago! Much better than before I started my inhaler.

Hardcore National Cat Day celebrations lead to this.

Shh. Don’t tell Neil this happened. He thinks that we aren’t best friends. Clearly we are.

Grandpa was in town last week. We had lots of snuggles and he was reminded of just how cute (ok I think his words were crazy) I am.

I like to help bake. The best part of baking is ‘sampling’ all of the ingredients.